Still waiting for the Vagina Monologues 2 to come out

[Ltrain]

I saw the original on broadway just cause I was playing in bands a lot back then and we hit it up. It was intense and I liked it, I like intense things.
But ever since then I have been making this joke for 20 years that we need a sequel. It never gets much of a laugh but I still think it's funny
Vagina Dialogues: The Scissoring

Here's a better joke I heard today...
Why do scuba divers sit on the side of the boat and fall backwards into water?

[Dukasaur]

Why?

[Ltrain]

Cause if they fell forward they'd fall back into the boat

[2dimes]

Jokes aside, you fall backwards so the mask doesn’t cause problems hitting the water. I’ll see myself out.

[Dukasaur]

You also fall backward if you get shot.

[ConfederateSS]

You also fall backward if you get shot.

-----------All though , a huge no...no...taboo....in The Old West...Back shooters were , very much hated, evil members of society....
----------------------But if shot in the back...You did fall forward... ... ConfederateSS.out!(The Blue and Silver Rebellion)...