A message that I sent to lack,

[hendy]

I want everyone to read and understadnthis message I sent to lack.

because of your poor course of action with the dugcarr case, I am losing to many friends on this site, including clan members. I hope you understand what you have done to your site, because you certainly didnt make it a better place, you ripped the comppetitivness right out of it!

its 100% true, lack you need to get your act together

[Fireside Poet]

I want everyone to read and understadnthis message I sent to lack.

because of your poor course of action with the dugcarr case, I am losing to many friends on this site, including clan members. I hope you understand what you have done to your site, because you certainly didnt make it a better place, you ripped the comppetitivness right out of it!

its 100% true, lack you need to get your act together

[Cake Happens]

I want everyone to read and understadnthis message I sent to lack.

because of your poor course of action with the dugcarr case, I am losing to many friends on this site, including clan members. I hope you understand what you have done to your site, because you certainly didnt make it a better place, you ripped the comppetitivness right out of it!

its 100% true, lack you need to get your act together

[dominationnation]

I want everyone to read and understadnthis message I sent to lack.

because of your poor course of action with the dugcarr case, I am losing to many friends on this site, including clan members. I hope you understand what you have done to your site, because you certainly didnt make it a better place, you ripped the comppetitivness right out of it!

its 100% true, lack you need to get your act together

[hendy]

I want everyone to read and understadnthis message I sent to lack.

because of your poor course of action with the dugcarr case, I am losing to many friends on this site, including clan members. I hope you understand what you have done to your site, because you certainly didnt make it a better place, you ripped the comppetitivness right out of it!

its 100% true, lack you need to get your act together

random spam?

[Scorba]

STFU Hendy.

[Cake Happens]

No.

Since what you typed there is the equivalant of banging your keyboard with a sledgehammer then pressing "submit".

[detlef]

I want everyone to read and understadnthis message I sent to lack.

because of your poor course of action with the dugcarr case, I am losing to many friends on this site, including clan members. I hope you understand what you have done to your site, because you certainly didnt make it a better place, you ripped the comppetitivness right out of it!

its 100% true, lack you need to get your act together

Scathing letters telling someone off sort of lose their efficacy when you use poor grammar and spelling. FWIW.

Oh, that and get over it. You guys and your silly martyr campaign are unreal.

[hecter]

I want everyone to read and understadnthis message I sent to lack.

because of your poor course of action with the dugcarr case, I am losing to many friends on this site, including clan members. I hope you understand what you have done to your site, because you certainly didnt make it a better place, you ripped the comppetitivness right out of it!

its 100% true, lack you need to get your act together

random spam?

[DavSav]

I want everyone to read and understadnthis message I sent to lack.

because of your poor course of action with the dugcarr case, I am losing to many friends on this site, including clan members. I hope you understand what you have done to your site, because you certainly didnt make it a better place, you ripped the comppetitivness right out of it!

its 100% true, lack you need to get your act together

Well hendy. I am in Elmo and I am happy to see dougcarr1 get as he deserved. Don't think we will lose any player over this dugcarr1 debacle. If they want to quit for cheats, well I will live with that

[Vincent M]

I want everyone to read and understadnthis message I sent to lack.

because of your poor course of action with the dugcarr case, I am losing to many friends on this site, including clan members. I hope you understand what you have done to your site, because you certainly didnt make it a better place, you ripped the comppetitivness right out of it!

its 100% true, lack you need to get your act together

[tahitiwahini]

I want everyone to read and understadnthis message I sent to lack.

because of your poor course of action with the dugcarr case, I am losing to many friends on this site, including clan members. I hope you understand what you have done to your site, because you certainly didnt make it a better place, you ripped the comppetitivness right out of it!

its 100% true, lack you need to get your act together

Hendy,

It's very important to me that lack be able to read and understand your important message so I took the liberty of editing it a little.

I wanted lack to be able to concentrate on the important points you make in your message and not be distracted by cosmetic imperfections.

I hope lack really takes the time to read and understand your important message. There's a lot for anyone to absorb in this important message, so I hope lack can find the time to get away from the day-to-day hubbub, find a quiet place where he can relax, if he's tense maybe he can take some heavy duty muscle relaxers, somewhere where the lighting is indirect, preferably not fluorescent, near the soothing sounds of a babbling brook, or if he's in an urban setting maybe a fountain that shoots little jets of water -- you know, like they have at the Detroit airport. Music would be good too, but not too loud, definitely not elevator music, or "easy listening" (don't get me started...), perhaps some Vivaldi, maybe Spring from the Four Seasons. Yes, that will do nicely. A libation may be in order, but just one... got to take it easy with those muscle relaxers...

Well, I hope he just reads and understands this important message. And then I hope he thinks. Long. And hard. And then you know what I hope? I hope he reads it again (it's pretty short it won't take very long), and then I hope he thinks. And keeps on thinking until very gradually he understands. That's not a lot to ask, is it? A little reading, a little thinking, and then, yes.... the understanding.

Hendy, I think I owe you an apology. I used to think you were pretty much a flim-flam artist, you know, someone utterly lacking in credibility, sort of a featherweight in the gravitas department. But that was before. This important message changes everything as far as I'm concerned. Still waters certainly do run deep. What unplumbed depths there is to this man we call Hendy! Well, without further ado, I present in all its glory:

Deep Thoughts by Hendy

I want everyone to read and understand this message I sent to lack.

Because of your poor course of action with the dugcarr case, I am losing too many friends on this site, including clan members. I hope you understand what you have done to your site, because you certainly didn't make it a better place, you ripped the competitiveness right out of it!

It's 100% true, lack you need to get your act together.

I am certain that after reading (and understanding) these deep thoughts lack's act will be back together in no time. And then we can all move forward. And there will be reading, and thinking, and much understanding.

I don't know what else to say....

Hendy, thanks man!

[Serbia]

I want everyone to read and understadnthis message I sent to lack.

because of your poor course of action with the dugcarr case, I am losing to many friends on this site, including clan members. I hope you understand what you have done to your site, because you certainly didnt make it a better place, you ripped the comppetitivness right out of it!

its 100% true, lack you need to get your act together

Yea hurray! Now lack will FOR SURE get the message, Hendy's friends are leaving! Oh no, reverse course RIGHT NOW! Hendy and his people are the most important people on this site, and we can't have them angry!

[everywhere116]

a fountain that shoots little jets of water -- you know, like they have at the Detroit airport.

I love that thing!

[Serbia]

a fountain that shoots little jets of water -- you know, like they have at the Detroit airport.

I love that thing!

Is this now Detroit's most famous landmark? The fountain at our airport?

[Hologram]

a fountain that shoots little jets of water -- you know, like they have at the Detroit airport.

I love that thing!

Is this now Detroit's most famous landmark? The fountain at our airport?

Appearantly so.

[ClessAlvein]

(A treatise on hendy)

Brilliant.

[Guidocks]

I want everyone to read and understadnthis message I sent to lack.

because of your poor course of action with the dugcarr case, I am losing to many friends on this site, including clan members. I hope you understand what you have done to your site, because you certainly didnt make it a better place, you ripped the comppetitivness right out of it!

its 100% true, lack you need to get your act together

[David_Wain]

I want everyone to read and understadnthis message I sent to lack.

because of your poor course of action with the dugcarr case, I am losing to many friends on this site, including clan members. I hope you understand what you have done to your site, because you certainly didnt make it a better place, you ripped the comppetitivness right out of it!

its 100% true, lack you need to get your act together

random spam?

[cheeseweasel]

a fountain that shoots little jets of water -- you know, like they have at the Detroit airport.

I love that thing!

Is this now Detroit's most famous landmark? The fountain at our airport?

If that's what people remember from their visits to Detroit nowadays, perhaps a new city will become the butt of every murder/incompetence joke. Asking a lot, yes, but dreams keep us alive.

Of course, if the idiots keep re-electing Kwame ... well, there's only so much that fountain can do.

[everywhere116]

a fountain that shoots little jets of water -- you know, like they have at the Detroit airport.

I love that thing!

Is this now Detroit's most famous landmark? The fountain at our airport?

If that's what people remember from their visits to Detroit nowadays, perhaps a new city will become the butt of every murder/incompetence joke. Asking a lot, yes, but dreams keep us alive.

Of course, if the idiots keep re-electing Kwame ... well, there's only so much that fountain can do.

That reminds me, have you ever seen Scary Movie 4?

"This is Detroit. *Sirens blazing, buildings smoking* And this is Detroit after the attack. *Same thing, except for Tri-pods in the city*"

[hendy]

I want everyone to read and understadnthis message I sent to lack.

because of your poor course of action with the dugcarr case, I am losing to many friends on this site, including clan members. I hope you understand what you have done to your site, because you certainly didnt make it a better place, you ripped the comppetitivness right out of it!

its 100% true, lack you need to get your act together

Yea hurray! Now lack will FOR SURE get the message, Hendy's friends are leaving! Oh no, reverse course RIGHT NOW! Hendy and his people are the most important people on this site, and we can't have them angry!

funny you dont know who they are so you really can't say anything can you? Because the people that have considered leaving are som of the most important on the site. Not to mention the loss of dugcarr himself

[s.xkitten]

I want everyone to read and understadnthis message I sent to lack.

because of your poor course of action with the dugcarr case, I am losing to many friends on this site, including clan members. I hope you understand what you have done to your site, because you certainly didnt make it a better place, you ripped the comppetitivness right out of it!

its 100% true, lack you need to get your act together

[hecter]

I want everyone to read and understadnthis message I sent to lack.

because of your poor course of action with the dugcarr case, I am losing to many friends on this site, including clan members. I hope you understand what you have done to your site, because you certainly didnt make it a better place, you ripped the comppetitivness right out of it!

its 100% true, lack you need to get your act together

[Evil Semp]

funny you dont know who they are so you really can't say anything can you? Because the people that have considered leaving are som of the most important on the site. Not to mention the loss of dugcarr himself

I don't consider anyone member more important than any other member. Not you, not me, not Dugcarr, not anybody. Just like a store or a restaurant the the management has the ride to ask a customer to leave if their behavior is detrimental to their business. I think dugcarr's action fit that description. In my opinion Lack made the right decision.