Messages you've read while dumping in a public stall.

static_ice · Post by **static_ice** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 4:31 pm

First of all, this is totally not spam

okay, I think it is pretty obvious how I came up with the idea for this thread, so just post something you remember reading (or something that you wrote [size=0]you sick bastards know who you are[/size])

here's something (someone ACTUALLY wrote this):
"Absolute power corrupts absolutely"

another thing:
"African Americans suck"
"Mexicans suck"
"If the world didn't suck, then all the people would fall off"

Fircoal · Post by **Fircoal** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 4:39 pm

static_ice wrote:
okay, I think it is pretty obvious how I came up with the idea for this thread,

Not really how?

so just post something you remember reading (or something that you wrote you sick bastards know who you are)

Oh, look.

Guiscard · Post by **Guiscard** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 4:43 pm

Read a discussion about the Big Brother racism fiasco...

Also there.s a long running one on one of the library loos at Uni about what constitutes a 'real' degree - philosophy or business studies.

static_ice · Post by **static_ice** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 4:52 pm

Guiscard wrote:Read a discussion about the Big Brother racism fiasco...

Also there.s a long running one on one of the library loos at Uni about what constitutes a 'real' degree - philosophy or business studies.

looks like the latter one has a similar function to these message boards...

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 5:03 pm

I read this once (don't ask how).

I really love hecter!
-Cynthia

It's true to

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Guiscard · Post by **Guiscard** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 5:06 pm

What was she doing in the mens?

Or where you in the ladies?

Kid_A · Post by **Kid_A** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 5:08 pm

ha! ive read some of the most hateful racist nonsense on bathroom stalls!
in los angeles people actually carve ON the toilet seats!! that has to be the lowest form of human expression!!
but i could see how carving on a bus-station toilet seat could be a good way to pass the time while youre waiting to buy some crystal meth

static_ice · Post by **static_ice** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 5:14 pm

Kid_A wrote:ha! ive read some of the most hateful racist nonsense on bathroom stalls!
in los angeles people actually carve ON the toilet seats!! that has to be the lowest form of human expression!!
but i could see how carving on a bus-station toilet seat could be a good way to pass the time while youre waiting to buy some crystal meth

yes I forgot to say...there are 3 tools to the art of stall writing:
-ballpoint pen: slide across the wall, barely readable, easy to wash off
-permanent marker: very easy to see, lasts a long time, but some janitors bring out the heavy duty stuff and take care of it
-scratching in with sharp object: not as easy to see as marker, but virtually permanent.

oh and 1 more thing, the other day I went in the bathroom and noticed some brown stuff on the wall. Apparently this kid wipes his own sh*t across the wall in peace signs, and repeats every week when they clean up (yes, every week, my school isn't sanitary)

Genghis Khant · Post by **Genghis Khant** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 5:18 pm

"As I sit amongst the vapour,
Someone's gone & nicked the paper,
Do I sit & let it linger,
Or do I use my fucking finger?"

And, on the toilet door; "To play toilet tennis look left"
on the left wall; "Look right"
on the right wall; "Look left"

static_ice · Post by **static_ice** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 5:21 pm

^^^

toilet shakespeare

must have looked like that art statue "the thinker" when he conceived those up

qeee1 · Post by **qeee1** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 5:27 pm

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Toilet_Door_Communication

unriggable · Post by **unriggable** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 7:02 pm

"I heart Liz"
"Liz sucked me dry last night, faggot"
"Liz for sale : ###-###-#### (don't remember)"

Ham · Post by **Ham** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 7:27 pm

Apparently there was a conversation.

#1 guy: I hate N*ggers
#2 guy: too bad because this N*gger just raped yo mama

#1 : suck my dick
#2 : I will f*ck you up bitch

#1 : Id like to see you try
#2 : Cracker please

Iv read poems at barnes and nobles before. Guess its the atmospehere.

Among some others. Pussy is good

I love pussy !
And other related sayings.

neoni · Post by **neoni** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 7:45 pm

[sic] "NIGER'S R STUPED"

jay_a2j · Post by **jay_a2j** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 7:48 pm

For a Good Time.... Jenny 867-5309

Aegnor · Post by **Aegnor** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 8:00 pm

Life's a bitch... And then you die.

Hitman079 · Post by **Hitman079** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 10:40 pm

Sex drugs rock and rave
let's get high and misbehave
on speed weed and little e's
let's get high and talk to trees
life's a trip and then you die
so f*ck this world and let's get high

Fircoal · Post by **Fircoal** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 11:44 pm

Hitman079 wrote:Sex drugs rock and rave
let's get high and misbehave
on speed weed and little e's
let's get high and talk to trees
life's a trip and then you die
so f*ck this world and let's get high

That sure is a good message.

s.xkitten · Post by **s.xkitten** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 11:46 pm

i liked it personally...

flashleg8 · Post by **flashleg8** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 12:06 am

No man is an island
....
But some of us have larger peninsulas than others!

reverend_kyle · Post by **reverend_kyle** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 2:29 am

jay_a2j wrote:For a Good Time.... Jenny 867-5309

Its not very god like to write that jay.

DirtyDishSoap · Post by **DirtyDishSoap** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 3:21 am

no buts its helpful!
Kinda hard to call her with no area code though...come on! :lol:

Numia Kereru · Post by **Numia Kereru** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 3:41 am

"I was here but now I'm gone
I left my name to turn you on
Those who know me, know me well
Those who don't can go to hell"

But they didn't leave a name.

lackattack · Post by **lackattack** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 8:40 am

Flush hard, it's a long way to the kitchen

(this was in summer camp. for the camp play we wrote a song with lyrics made up entirely of bathroom writings.)

heavycola · Post by **heavycola** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 8:52 am

Guiscard wrote:Also there.s a long running one on one of the library loos at Uni about what constitutes a 'real' degree - philosophy or business studies.

In my union bogs some wag had drawn an arrow pointing to the toilet roll with the words "philosophy degree - please take one"

But my favourite was in a camden pub toilet:

"To do is to be" - Sartre
"To be is to do" - Descartes
"Do be do be do" - Sinatra

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