there's some serious s*&t about to go down

[BigBallinStalin]

My fellow Americans, the time has come to rise against the status quo!

The time has come to place all things as they should be properly placed!

We should not let ourselves be governed by selfish powers whose main priority is taking care of themselves. No, sir, my good Americans, this is not what we've elected them to become. The time now is to take what is ours, to reestablish a truce democracy based on freedom, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness for all---and definitely not based on merely vague justifications of "national interests" and "security."

[/BBS propaganda]

[jefjef]

No. Decadence is the answer.

[BigBallinStalin]

what happened to your avi? Did pimpdave chewing you out really get to you?

[jefjef]

what happened to your avi? Did pimpdave chewing you out really get to you?

What's a pimpdave?

[army of nobunaga]

No. Decadence is the answer.

hot, ok, ugly ugrier

[john9blue]

Ok, well I'm American.

And there are two things that I know American's do when shit is about to go down.
We overreact and lash out with extreme violence and rage (see aftermath of 9-11).
Or we call our dad for advice/help (see 19-year-old girls with a flat tire).

So, should we attack with fists of rage?
Or do we have a CC dad that we should call?

These are just some ideas that I could think of right now to help.

I'm pretty sure that saxi himself is the "CC dad" at this point. And if he doesn't know what to do about this shit, then we're pretty much fucked! Sorry guys.

[saxitoxin]

Gang, we're just about thirty hours away until this sh*# goes down, give or take a few.

I'm not going to be on CC at all today (Sasparilla, my housekeeper - her son has a little league game I'm helping cook some brauts at) but I really want the whole gang to continue the jam session without me. It's important we get this mess sorted out before the sh*# hits the fan. I want everyone in here who has something to contribute - if you see someone who isn't here helping out in the jam session, tell them to get their hiney in here! We need to combine our brain power, gang. It's the only way we're gonna get a solution in time.

Thanks, gang,
- Saxi
Official CC Forums "Dad"
Unofficial CC Happiness Ombudsman
Unofficial CC Preparedness Warden

[jefjef]

10 kids in a cadillac
stand in lines for welfare checks
let's all leach off the state
gee!the money's really great!

soup lines
free loaves of bread
5lb blocks of cheese
bags of groceries
social security
has run out on you and me
we do whatever we can
gotta duck when the shit hits the fan

[InkL0sed]

Gang, we're just about thirty hours away until this sh*# goes down, give or take a few.

I'm not going to be on CC at all today (Sasparilla, my housekeeper - her son has a little league game I'm helping cook some brauts at) but I really want the whole gang to continue the jam session without me. It's important we get this mess sorted out before the sh*# hits the fan. I want everyone in here who has something to contribute - if you see someone who isn't here helping out in the jam session, tell them to get their hiney in here! We need to combine our brain power, gang. It's the only way we're gonna get a solution in time.

Thanks, gang,
- Saxi
Official CC Forums "Dad"
Unofficial CC Happiness Ombudsman
Unofficial CC Preparedness Warden

These are our options, ranked in order of preferability (in my eyes):

1) Bail the f*ck out
2) Hide in caves - problem with this is that, despite the feeling of security that would likely be accomplished, there are only so many places to look. We'd be found eventually, and then we'd be in the same position as before.
3) Go nuclear. Risk nuclear winter. Quite a downside imo.

[pimpdave]

4) Build a rocket ship.

[notyou2]

Mass CC suicide?

[Strife]

Cool story.

[Phatscotty]

These are our options, ranked in order of preferability (in my eyes):

1) Bail the f*ck out
2) Hide in caves - problem with this is that, despite the feeling of security that would likely be accomplished, there are only so many places to look. We'd be found eventually, and then we'd be in the same position as before.
3) Go nuclear. Risk nuclear winter. Quite a downside imo.

Interesting tactics from he who calls out Phatty to a duel wielding a plastic spoon sword...

No bailing out, no hiding here. I wait patiently for the fight.

If there were no rewards to heal,
No loving embrace to see me through, this tedious path I've chosen here,
I certainly would've walked away by now.

But I'm still right here, giving blood and keeping faith. and I'm still right
Here.

If there were no desire to heal,
The damaged and broken met along, the easiest path I've chosen here,
I certainly would've walked away by now.

But I'm still right here, giving blood and keeping faith. and I'm still right
Here.

I still may. and I still may.
Be patient.

[jefjef]

Gang, we're just about thirty hours away until this sh*# goes down, give or take a few.

The shit has gone down. strife is back!

saxi must now go into hiding once again now that the gang of five is complete and he has as much of a chance as Sasparilla does of washing the stains out of his shorts.

[saxitoxin]

NUMBER ONE

*SAXI Waves at Strife!* SAX ATTAK,STRIFE! LMAO - just shakin' the sillies out, you know me!!!

I'm glad that you came back to join this jam session, Strife. This shows how serious this is, gang, that I even got on the call-box and gave Strife a ring to come out of retirement to join the jam session. No bad ideas, gang!

NUMBER THREE

Had a great time at Sasparilla's son's baseball game today. Everyone LUV LUV LUVVVVVED ol' Saxi's brauts! Full here, gang - don't wanna see another braut in my life - LOL!!! j/k

NUMBER FOUR

It's 7:30PM on the USA Pacific coast right now, gang. This sh@& is going down sometime between 8AM and NOON tomorrow, gang. WE NEED TO KICK THIS JAM SESSION INTO FULL GEAR. Grab some Dr Enuf and Sour Patch Kids, it's time to pull an all-nighter. Let's hear your ideas gang - as Woodruff says "NEVER GIVE UP."

Thanks, gang!
- Saxi!

[army of nobunaga]

you and like 3 other posters in all CC are the only ones that can crack me up.

we are on pins and needles... all kinds of shit will go down i think now... heavens falling etc etc. *cant wait*!!!!!!!!

[saxitoxin]

you and like 3 other posters in all CC are the only ones that can crack me up.

we are on pins and needles... all kinds of shit will go down i think now... heavens falling etc etc. *cant wait*!!!!!!!!

LOL AON!!! I wish I shared your humor right now - ACK!

I'm about to jump in my '99 LA FORZA and drive down to LA to kick it @ The Ivar this evening and hopefully ask some of the gang there if they have any good ideas about what to do. I'll check in tomorrow morning and let everyone here know if ol' Saxi heard anything that could work.

Keep those thinkin' caps on gang!
- Saxi!

[army of nobunaga]

come visit me a month in mexico man, you will share the humor

[Serbia]

It's 7:30PM on the USA Pacific coast right now, gang. This sh@& is going down sometime between 8AM and NOON tomorrow, gang.

EXCUSE ME, the sh@& will go down at a time and place of OUR choosing.
Also, this meeting needs a few more asses.

[InkL0sed]

These are our options, ranked in order of preferability (in my eyes):

1) Bail the f*ck out
2) Hide in caves - problem with this is that, despite the feeling of security that would likely be accomplished, there are only so many places to look. We'd be found eventually, and then we'd be in the same position as before.
3) Go nuclear. Risk nuclear winter. Quite a downside imo.

Interesting tactics from he who calls out Phatty to a duel wielding a plastic spoon sword...

No bailing out, no hiding here. I wait patiently for the fight.

Says the one who didn't show up at the duel yesterday.

[jonesthecurl]

Waiting for the descending excrement. tp at the ready.

[saxitoxin]

GANG, we gave it a good go but, as you heard, the sh*& went down this morning even despite our efforts.

http://tinyurl.com/35x9adx

I wanna thank everyone for helping us in the jam session we organized to stop this from happening. Don't beat yourselves up, gang, remember - as Woodruff says "NEVER GIVE UP!"

Keep your chins held up and your shoulders back, gang, you gave it your all,
Sad Saxi

[tzor]

That's serious S*&t? It's not even decent compost!

[jefjef]

Waiting for the descending excrement. tp at the ready.

Wow. After a shit pot load of tequila eye shots, huffing a can of gold paint and sniffing a tube of glue I have to admit I LOL at a curl post.

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[saxitoxin]

come visit me a month in mexico man, you will share the humor

LOL I wish I could AON! Unfortunately, due to my immigration issues I have to spend exactly six months in the US and Mexico, alternating semi-annually, and can't return to the greatness of the land of the Green, White and Red until September 15.

I'm thinking about hosting my annual Christmas orgy at my house in Tecate this year, though, instead of California like I did last year. Would be great if the whole Mexican CC contingent were able to show up for that!