Conquer Club

AndyDufresne wrote: Wed Apr 27, 2011 10:36 am

Quirk wrote:BPotW

I endorse this. **Munches on a space-banana**


--Andy

Charlotte 3
Georgia 35

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Georgia 16
Georgia Tech 9

Georgia 28
Alabama 7



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UGA finally beats U. of Alabama in the SEC Title game. GOOO! Dawgs...!! sic 'em..!

No. 3 Georgia beat No. 10 Alabama 28-7 in the Southeastern Conference Championship, earning the Bulldogs their 16th overall conference title. Georgia turned two game-changing plays into first-half touchdowns, with quarterback Gunner Stockdon throwing three TD passes.

The 2025 SEC Championship Game will see the No. 4 Georgia Bulldogs meet the No. 9 Alabama Crimson Tide on Saturday. This is the fifth SEC Title Game meeting between the programs, with Bama winning the previous four.

https://www.cbssports.com/college-footb ... best-bets/

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This has become sad and pathetic. Bananas and pics of the same Asian girl from 10 years ago. So, so sad.

warmonger1981 wrote: Sun Dec 14, 2025 11:52 pm This has become sad and pathetic. Bananas and pics of the same Asian girl from 10 years ago. So, so sad.

Then contribute something, other than criticism.

Here is something:

What kind of shoes to frogs wear?

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Open-toad sandals.

I just built an ATM that only gives out coins. I don’t know why no one’s thought of it before:

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it just makes cents!

How does NASA organize a company party?

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They planet.

As a scarecrow, people say I’m outstanding in my field.

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But hay, it’s in my jeans.

Teamwork is important; it helps to

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put the blame on someone else.

OK Dad joke time.
What did the sushi say to the bee?

'Wass abee?

What does wasabi say to comfort its friends?

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“There’s mustard be a way!”

Why are wasabi peas so good at poker?

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They always have a good poker face.

I told my friend wasabi is made from horseradish… He looked so confused and said, “Horse radish? That sounds like something

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you’d put on a taco!”

I saw a sign that said “Wasabi – $10 a pound.” I said,

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“That’s a condiment!”

I tried to make wasabi cry once… turned out

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it was already prepared.

Real wasabi is not made out of horseradish, only the cheap shit we get here.

Authentic wasabi (almost never seen in the Western Hemisphere) is a different kind of root entirely.

I cannot believe I just got fired from the calendar factory.

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All I did was take one day off.

I was a bookkeeper for 10 years.

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The local library wasn't too happy about it.

A conference call is the best way

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for a dozen people to say “bye” 300 times.

and

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Well, at least we have, along with banana posts:

1) jokes, even some that are good;

2) a photo of a really beautiful lady (and NOT the same one as was complained about);

3) info on wasabi from Duk.

in addition to:

4) complaints about the content of this thread.

Thanks to Quirk for keeping this thread alive and STILL the "longest thread" thread.

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Why did the electric car feel discriminated against?

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Because the rules weren't current.

Why do melons have weddings?

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They cantelope.

What did the bison say to his son when he left the ranch?

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Bi-son.

is that Minnie Mouse??

and ONE more: